Showboating Demons (Saints & Haints, Chapter 7)

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This one kind of reiterates something I already posted about, but it's worth repeating!

I read a story on Latin Times website about a woman who underwent a nine hour exorcism. It went something like this:

Her father thought she had psychological problems. Her mother thought she should see a priest.

They took her to a church, where she went into a confessional and attacked a priest.

They say she screamed blasphemies in Latin and other languages. She also attacked other people and jumped over furniture.

After a 9 hour exorcism with an Exorcist
priest and four friars, she is said to be liberated. Praise God!

This is a prime example of what I'm talking about, however, when I say "showboating demons."

All of this happened INSIDE a Catholic church, yet my demons have never caused a scene at church.

That demon did not have to cause a scene. He was perfectly capable of sitting quietly through her confession.

Furthermore, that demon didn't have to enter the church at all! They're not stuck! He could have floated away before she walked in.

It's SO blatantly obvious that this dramatic scene was intentional. This demon chose to cause such a disruption at a church.

Whatever would his motive have been?

This incident, like just about every other case of possession you've ever heard about, happened because THIS is what demons WANT the church to think possession looks like.

...so that they can continue quietly tormenting the majority of their victims who are not

pitching fits and screaming in Latin, and would not meet the church's criteria for possession,

and would be denied an exorcism, and referred to a psychologist.

Satan is sneaky!

-Originally posted January 7, 2022 on my Making Fun of Demons Blog


Demons were mad about this post, and immediately after I wrote it they told me,
"That's the worst thing anyone's done to Satan in a long time."

Later, while I was again thinking over what I'd written, they said,
"That right there is crystal vision you see with, but you don't keep your visions to yourself like that singer/songwriter Fleetwood Mac told you to!"


"In my first book, in the chapter entitled "Truth Soup," I discuss the Islamic belief that "Shaitan" (a.k.a demons) move through our blood. Well, I'm not sure if it's that way exactly, but I know that they can increase our heart rates. This is one of the methods they use to wake people from sleep, which they'll do repeatedly, in order to torture us through sleep deprivation. They've done it to me many times.

Last night, shortly after falling asleep, I woke up with my heart racing. As I became fully conscious, my heart raced faster and faster. I knew immediately what it was, but because they're like bad guys in a movie who always have to talk some shit, a demon confirmed,
'There. That's proof. You sleep when yous supposed to.'
I "willed" my heart to slow down, and it did. I really don't know if that was my doing, or if
they backed off to try to make me think that; but then they said,
'YOU ARE slowing your heart rate down... that's good.'"

-from my makingfunofdemons social media, February 14, 2022.