Recording Contracts
Well, this week has been interesting. Demon has been speaking with a "Noo Yark" accent, and saying that he aspires to become a rapper. He says that his stage name is "Baby Demon" and his group is called "88 Demons of Rhapsody." I kept hearing him speak in rhymes, moreso than usual; and sometimes, after a randon rhyme, he'd say,
"No. No, that won't work."
Once, when I was particularly confused about this, he said,
"Yas! This demon is writing a song! Why don't you leave this demon alone and let him write his song!"
I wasn't bothering him, by the way. One morning when I awoke, he performed the following rap for me, having finished it while I was sleeping:
Satan restrains you,
Satan detains you,
Satan 'splains you,
Satan sprains your ankle if you don't stop writing blog post reports about his whereabouts.
Satan sprays you with affection,
you spray Satan with rejection,
you should not look at your reflection,
'cause Satan will mar your beautiful complexion.
Satan sprays you,
Satan slays you,
Satan says you do beautiful work against him.
Satan tries real hard to daze you,
amaze you,
Satan wants to crave you,
enslave you,
You better get that guy up in the sky to save you.
Satan sprays you with gnosis,
hypnosis,
Satan wants to kill you,
Satan wants to feel you die before his very eyes.
Satan loves to make a deal,
Satan loves to keep it real,
Satan would never steal your heart, of course.
Very clever,
very clever,
don't you ever,
don't you ever think that you can start a blog post ministry against Satan and not have demons in your life.
Your ministry is a threat
to Satan's sinistry.
He might spray you with regreticide
before you decide
to slay your prideful righteous indignation.
Is it such a crime?
Satan used to bust a rhyme,
but now he's doing time,
forever.
...If I'm lying, I'm dying. I would swear it on a stack of Bibles; and, believe me, I really can NOT afford to have God mad at me! That's not all, either; that's just all that I bothered to write down. In the days following this initial performance, he added about a hundred more verses.
It's not that I'm trying to be Baby Demon's agent or anything; it's just that, well, how many people have actually heard a demon rap? I thought I'd share the experience with you. I definitely never wanted a demon; but if all they did was write and perform rap music, it would only be mildly annoying. For that reason, I fully support Baby Demon's dreams of becoming a rap star, and his dreams of moving far far away to pursue fame and fortune.
This is a good example of demonic wordplay. Demon likes to repeat a certain word or phrase for a few days (or weeks) and then gradually morph a word into a different word, usually with a more sinister meaning. The shift will be so gradual that at first I won't notice. Then I'll notice that a particular word sounds a bit slurred. Then, I'll finally start hearing the new word he's been blurring it into. For example, for days preceding this "rhapsodic performance," he kept saying something about "a demon" to me. He would say something like,
"You should never have had a demon."
Then that became,
"You should never have had ADHD demons."
Then it became,
"You should never have had 8 demons."
Then, finally, it became,
"You should never have had 88 demons."
The first time I heard 88 demons, demon knew, of course, because he can read my mind. He said,
"Yas! Very good! Yes, you have 88 demons! 88 demons are assigned to this case right here!"
Fantastic.
Additionally, demon is now saying that, "Satan will steal my heart before the war is over." He says this with the implication that "my heart" means "my pets." That's something else demons can do. They can put a phrase and a thought into your head at the same time, so that you understand which meaning of the words they intend at the present.
I want to explain something I mentioned a while back, about demon saying that he's "recording me for Satan." Sometime after my first exorcism, I noticed that demon would repeat the same phrase over and over again, sometimes for an entire day or several days; without ever saying anything that seemed original or pertinent to what I was doing. I wondered if he could somehow leave a recording, to make me think that he's still here, and actually be away recovering. As I was preparing for my second official exorcism, I decided to test a theory I'd had for a while. I had sensed that demon gets tired, because he would sometimes be quiet for periods of time; and he was quieter after both Marie's and Father Ryan's exorcisms. I still believe this to be truth, by the way. I've had people to tell me that this theory is stupid because demons don't have physical bodies. That is true; but, haven't you ever been mentally tired? Haven't you ever been tired in your soul? I believe that demons get tired in these ways. Therefore, part of my preparation for my second exorcism involved "keeping demon awake" for the entire week beforehand.
Throughout those days, whenever demon would get quiet, I would just think,
"Hey! Wha'cha doing? You asleep?"
Or, sometimes I'd really be a bitch and think,
"Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey!"
Or,
"No rest for the wicked!"
Whenever I'd do that, demon would respond with,
"Yeah. This demon is awake as fuck and mad as fuck."
It was always the exact same response.
I remember thinking to myself,
"This sounds like a recording..."
The first time I thought that, demon responded with,
"Yeah. This is this demon's recording."
That morphed into,
"Yeah. This is this demon recording you for Satan."
I guess that kind of stuck. He said that for a long time. He's only recently stopped saying that. His humorous explanation was that he's not recording me anymore because now he's recording himself performing his "rhapsodies." I don't know if he was ever really recording me; but that entire concept made me think a lot about the Watchers in The Book of Enoch. Perhaps, as former angels or descendants of angels, demons really DO have the ability to record us. Anyway, this new aspiring-rapper persona has brought about more comedic threats from demon. Some things he has told me this week are:
"You should not think that you can start a blog post ministry against Satan without getting yourself a recording contract."
And,
"You should not think that you can start a blog post ministry against Satan without getting a 'D' on your report card."
Also, the nightly attacks --with all their recently renewed vigor-- have continued. I still wear blessed jewelry to bed, still have the blessed items under the mattress, and still sprinkle Holy water on my bed nightly. I have continued to experience the haunted pillow and vibrating mattress tricks that had previously slowed down for a while. Not only that; but I have been touched a lot lately when I get into bed. I have also heard A LOT of whispering this week; and have continued to see apparitions. It would seem that my blessed items are not working anymore. It would seem that way; if I didn't understand that it's replacement demons coming in to take over tormenting me whenever the current crew can't take any more.
By the way, I think my "keeping demon awake" strategy did work somewhat. My second exorcism with Father Ryan kicked major demonic ass. I kept demon talking all day; and at night I played a CD of exorcism prayers on repeat, so I could get some rest but demon couldn't! Well, if he was hiding out in my mattress, anyway. Of course, I know now that demon can simply leave me for a while and then return. I figured that out between my first and second exorcisms with Father Ryan. I also now know about substitute demons, so this strategy might not work in all cases. Still, I'd say give it a shot. I have a
playlist on my YouTube of exorcism prayers. Most of them are Catholic; and the ones that aren't are ones that I sensed worked somewhat to weaken demon. All of them are worth a try. I'll add any more that I find.
Speaking of YouTube, all the audio recordings of my previous blog posts are complete! I will do my best to keep up with this moving forward, and aim to post the written and audio versions at the same time. There are some mistakes and weird pronunciations because I'm using a text-to-speech program, and it doesn't always read the words as a human would. If I thought the recordings were decent and understandable, though, I left them as they are, rather than trying to go back and spell words phonetically.
Also, since we're discussing all things audio this week, it seems like a good time to revisit the topic of ear-ringing. I experienced this constantly early in my posssession, and still experience it very often. I may have discovered something about that; something which someone more scientific than myself might be able to use. I was watching something on YouTube, and an ad for a New Age video came on. Right before I clicked "skip ads" I heard "...using frequencies to activate your pineal gland and open your third eye..." I didn't think much about it at the time, and went ahead and skipped the ad. As I was continuing to watch the video I had been watching, however, I kept thinking about that phrase, "...frequencies... open your third eye..." Suddenly I thought,
"Oh. Shit. That damned ear-ringing."
I don't assume that everyone's ear-ringing is the same; so I'll describe mine. It is a high-pitched tone, much like what you hear during a hearing test. I have listened to some of those "healing frequencies" videos before; and I'd never thought about it, but that's exactly what they are. They're tones; with soothing background music or sounds of the ocean or something.
So, I don't know if one can really use a frequency to open their third eye; but the New Agers say you can. I have picked on New Agers a lot; but they just might be onto something with that. The thing is, if this is the case; I don't think many of them have figured out quite the right frequency. I struggled in deciding whether or not to tell you what I think the frequency is. You see, I don't think you should do it. I finally decided, however, that I will tell you, because even God gives everyone a choice; and because, if you're reading about this here, then you have been well-warned about the box of crazy that you just might be opening. Additionally, if a scientist ever stumbles upon this and wants to do some legit research, well, it's a starting point for them. I think it's 3333Hz.
Now, as to how I reached that conclusion; first, I gave myself a makeshift home hearing test using, you guessed it, YouTube videos! I've had hearing tests before; but I, like most people, probably, didn't remember what was supposed to be normal. I did a little quick research. I found that hearing is measured in decibels (db) and hertz (hz); decibels being a measure of volume, and hertz being a measure of how high or low pitched. Decibels don't matter very much here, though; but for the record, I can hear within the lowest normal range of decibels, which is -10 to 25. I found a YouTube video that has frequencies in hertz ranging from 0 to way above human hearing ability, with the corresponding hertz displayed as you listen. I had to download this video and play it slower to be able to pinpoint the lowest and highest hertz I could hear. I was fairly normal in that respect as well; hearing only a slightly narrower range than the normal 20 to 20000 hertz. Then, I played it back again, slowly; trying to pinpoint the exact frequency of the tone I hear when my ears are ringing. I tried to stop it at exactly that spot to read the corresponding number of the hz level. I stopped it at 3338.5. But, knowing the propensity the universe seems to have for enjoying numbers such as 222, 333, or 444 (at least, according to New Agers, that is), I figured it was probably actually 3333. I actually found a video that someone had recorded for some reason of a 3333hz tone, and nothing more than that. I swear, you can find anything on YouTube. Anyway, I played that, and... bingo. That's it. That's the frequency of my ear-ringing, anyway. There was only one --ONE-- New Age video with a 3333hz frequency. It is called, oddly enough, "Divine Forces, Christ Consciousness, Ascended Masters Meditation." All of these videos are in my "Educational Stuff" playlist.
...until next time.
Good rappin' with ya.
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